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Grislyfang Pirate's Tools Poor 
/join Omashu 1. Boss says the wood near the cave warps overnight. He blames humidity. I blame the cave.
2. You ever notice how the fountain water doesn’t ripple when you talk about the cave? Just... holds still.
3. I made a toy boat yesterday and set it in here. It sailed upstream. That’s not how water works.